Well, while we were thinking about whether or not we would go to AdBash, Seattle’s premier advertising party, a certain amount of awesome fell into our collective laps. We noticed a discrepancy on the invitation: it reads, “$40 at the door (unless you’re smokin’ hot).”

Well, Adbash, thank you very much. Wexley is smokin’ hot so we are guessing we will be comped! Totally free. So we’ll see you there. We’ll walk right in. We’ll pay for booze or whatever, unless that’s free for hot people too. We’ll mingle and have to brush off the ugly people. We’ll all probably make out in the corner with ourselves. Then we will all probably throw up sometime late in the night and go home and watch Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel. But thank you in advance for letting the agency in for free. You rock, Adbash!

Wexley.