We just have to say something that may be tough for some people to understand. Stop it, clients! Yeah, we said it. Stop it. Stop trying to have sex with us every time we have a meeting. Stop gazing across the conference table and undressing us with those sexy, intelligent eyes. Do you even know how hard it is to consistently do earth-shattering plans and strategies and creative, only to look up at you and see you ready to pounce like a rabid tiger in heat? It is unnerving. Look, we know, we get it. We’re hot. We are the most attractive agency you’ve ever worked with. We are smart and witty and sometimes speak with sexy accents even though none of us are from a foreign country, but please. We ask you now nicely. Stop it. Fantasize if you must. We’ll send you some 8 x 10 glossies of the agency presenting some creative boards if you want. But stop it in person. If you want our best, we’re gonna need your best Aretha Franklin. RESPECT. Ok. Thanks.

Because every product in the world seems to think they need an area of their website called My_______, Wexley School for Girls has decided to be become a real company like them. “We think MyWexley can boost sales 7,000,000%,” says Cal McAllister, co-owner of Wexley. Since Wexley coined the first “My Something” 13 years ago, all companies have either started a My_____ or have gone out of business. Scientific studies show this happens within 30 days. “Since we are so much a part of people’s lives, we wanted to get even more personal. MyWexley allows us to get personal with our clients and really let them decide what Wexley means to them. It puts them in the driver’s seat,” added co-owner Ian Cohen. He also briefly stated, “We struggled with it early. It was like, MyWexley? If it is their Wexley, then it’s just like giving Wexley away. Then would we have to do an OurWexley.com to get it back? It was tough. Also, since there is a MyCoke, MyMSN, MyWalmart, MyNBA, MyNFL, MyMLB, MyBartellDrugs, MySizzler, MyAdidas (which is original since RUN DMC actually sang about it) MyMcDonalds, MyOliveGarden, MySafeway, MyRedCross, MyPizzaHut , MyKodak, MyGatewayComputer, MyCrest, MyMidgetWrestlingTour2007, MyDoritos, MyFritos, MyATT, MyCharmin, MyHomeDepot, MyStaples, MyOfficeMax, MyHonda and the all-encompassing MySpace, it was imperative we do it too. So we did and now you will get a piece of us. We did play around with GotsToHaveWexley.com too and maybe that is next, but we are trying to just get up to speed and make sure we don’t go out of business.” Wexley School for Girls plans to launch MyWexley.com on July 4th, as a tribute to America.