It’s true, the amazingly brilliant people at the Wexley School for Girls this morning found the end of infinity. For years and months scientists and scholars have been baffled by infinity and its apparent lack of ending, but no more. Wexley has found it. And the end is— Pi. “It all just made sense,” says Bryan Chackel, one of the people who helped figure it out. “When you look at the figure eight infinity sign in its natural state, in your natural sate (naked, under black light in the back room eating carrot sticks), it looks different.” It was then that the astonishing discovery was made. “Yeah, it was like, I see something right there, and Jill was like, I see it too, and then Tom was like, it’s the end and Kristen was like, and it looks like Pi!” And that was that. It really wasn’t that big a deal, but since so many scientists and paleontologists have been seeking the answer for so long, we thought it would be wrong to keep it to ourselves.