If you want to get up close and personal with the Wex, you have your chance today. We’ve taken a break from working out and flexing in the mirror to help create some awareness for our partners Nau. You can find us out and about Westlake Center in downtown Seattle today rocking the Catwalk Crosswalk with our Nau models.

We just have to say something that may be tough for some people to understand. Stop it, clients! Yeah, we said it. Stop it. Stop trying to have sex with us every time we have a meeting. Stop gazing across the conference table and undressing us with those sexy, intelligent eyes. Do you even know how hard it is to consistently do earth-shattering plans and strategies and creative, only to look up at you and see you ready to pounce like a rabid tiger in heat? It is unnerving. Look, we know, we get it. We’re hot. We are the most attractive agency you’ve ever worked with. We are smart and witty and sometimes speak with sexy accents even though none of us are from a foreign country, but please. We ask you now nicely. Stop it. Fantasize if you must. We’ll send you some 8 x 10 glossies of the agency presenting some creative boards if you want. But stop it in person. If you want our best, we’re gonna need your best Aretha Franklin. RESPECT. Ok. Thanks.

Seriously, we almost have to hide these days. We had to go back and rework our numbers so it looked like no one really was on this blog site. Why? Because all of the top bloggers like Daily Kos , Little Green Footballs , Huffington Post , Michelle Malkin , InstaPundit , Boing Boing , Post Secret , Power Line , TMZ and Technorati were freaking out about us. There was some talk about them ganging up and taking us out. So we have cleverly put up this site, that has no traffic, to act as a buffer so these supposed “blog wizards” would go away. But we are tired of hiding. We want to fight. We want to stand bold and be the blog Gods that we are. We aren’t here to get millions of clicks. We’re here because we want to show off and dick around because the world needs that. So watch out Daily Kos , back off Michelle Malkin , see ya in cyber hell Boing Boing , bring it Huffington Post , power’s out Power Line , because we aren’t going to go away anymore. We’re here to stay and here forever. Until we perfect Blog 4 and when we release that, forget about it!