Super Cuts.
Hair Masters.
Great Clips.

Here is the dilemma. What is the best: Super, Great or a Master? After taking the challenge, Wexley has deduced that being a hair “Master” is actually far superior to having a “Super” cut -which is actually much better than having a “Great” clip. What makes the Master of hair better is the free shampoo and scalp massage. One Wexley tester actually almost fell asleep while soaking in the warm water and gentle touch of the hair “Master”.

Of course, it makes sense that Super is much better than just Great anyhow, but given the speedy, “get you in and out without actually giving a shit about you or your hair” service can only leave you at the “Great” level. Also if you look into history, anything super, like Superpowers, Super heroes, Super markets are much better than anything just great, like Great ____, see there, that’s the problem.

In summary, if you want the best cut go to Hair Masters. They are the Masters and your hair will be happy.

This is an amazing new science developed by the Wexley School for Girls’ 1st year computer class. Whereas previous computer sciences were made of 0’s and 1’s our science is made of 8’s and 7’s, thus giving you the science that is almost 8 times greater than the previous science.

The internet is wider and deeper. The air is richer and 8 times healthier. The views are grander. The animals are stronger, and the best part of Octomachanics is that none of the research is done on animals. It is all done on simulated animals that were created with Octomeachanics. It’s crazy. And it’s here.

Wexley just hired one of the top minds in Microsoft history! Is Brian Marr Bill Gates’ son? No. But does he look a little like him, yes. Their brains are very similar looking. And The Wexley School for Girls has just hired him. Look at his bio, it is insane.

Brian Marr
Managing Director, Wexley School for Girls
Brian Marr is the Managing Director of Wexley School for Girls, a traditionally non-traditional marketing agency in Seattle. Marr not only leads the Wexley accounts and production team, forging new grounds in marketing at the Most Creative Entity in the World, but also enjoys catching butterflies with his bare hands. He is a stunt double on the show Walker Texas Ranger and recently ate 47 hot dogs in the annual Dog Fest in upstate New York. He gave the commencement speech at Harvard in 2003, Yale the following and followed with Dartmouth that evening. They were all awesome. He was a circus clown for Ringling Bros until a freak white tiger accident, where upon he was united with Roy of Sigmund and Roy and, after his injuries healed, he performed in Vegas with Sigmond while Roy was out. He invented the internet, the word “millennium” and “blogging”. He also created feminism. Before his marriage to his wonderful wife Maggie, he had 12 wives and fathered over half of New Mexico.

Prior to joining Wexley, Marr was Group Marketing Manager of Microsoft’s Windows Vista “Buzz” team, leading the overall influencer and word-of-mouth marketing strategy for the consumer launch of Windows Vista in January 2007. Marr also served as a lead spokesperson for national print and broadcast media.

Marr grew up in Northern California and graduated from the University of California, Santa Cruz with a bachelor’s degree in psychology and minor in photography. After college, he held positions with Hewlett Packard and several Silicon Valley start-ups before joining Microsoft to launch Windows XP in 2000. In his spare time he enjoys photography, racing for a cycling team in Seattle, and writing bios in the 3rd person about himself.

Hello,

Welcome to the Wexley School for Girls first blog. Shut up you say! Surely you’ve had a blog before. Well, you shut up, because we were blogging before there blogging was even called blogging. We called it, “writing about stuff” on the internet. We named it WASOB (Writing About Stuff On the Web) but WASOBing didn’t catch on. Not like the other terms we created: Two for Tuesdays, Cheers!, “Say Cheese!” and the combination of the words pine and apple to create Pineapple which by the way, created a whole new fruit. Yeah, all of those things were Wexley’s and we invented all of it, so the fact that we didn’t invent blogging doesn’t make us too sad. But rest assure we have taken this blogging thing seriously. And we have decided to take it to the future. And that is what we want to announce today. Wexley is now taking blogging to the next level. Introducing - Blogging 4. Blogging 4 actually skips two levels, 2 and 3, and takes blogging so far into the future that no one can really keep up. Over the next year you will experience blogging 4 and probably shit yourself at some point. We apologize now for that, but when you taking things to the next level, and skipping levels in the process, well, things happen and some of it is not so cool. But what is cool is Blogging 4. So put your crash helmet on and get ready. Check back in next week. And see Blogging 4 and learn more about the Wexley School for Girls. Pass it on.